Hello, I'm Hermione Galinda Thérnadier. This is the story of my life. Here we go:
In
a hole in the ground, there lived a Hermione. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms or an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat; it was a Hermione hole and that means...well...er...Hermione-ness. How to explain? Well, let's take a tour. And perhaps Hermione should stop writing in third person.
The door to your right acts as passageway to my dormitory at Hogwarts. Knock first. The room just beyond that is where Cinderella, Jasmine, Rapunzel, Snow White and the other Disney princesses go for there daily cup of coffee. And sometimes Flynn Rider. 'Cause Flynn Rider's cool. Be mindful of the door on your left, however. Do not open unless secured with your space-suit (located on floor ℑµ) or if you wish to be sucked into the vacuums of space (if you choose the latter and happen to see the TARDIS, tell the Doctor I apologize, but I will have to decline companionship with him until I return from my quest with Frodo. Then we'll see). Those holes in the wall? Sorry, Tony was testing his Iron Man suit :P. And the arrows are Hawkeye's. Every now and then Enjolras and his group may decide to set up a barricade in the corridors complete with "Do You Here The People Sing?" flash-mobs. Watch out for bullets and emotionally distraught theatre geeks. If the Phantom hangs someone again, please report the event to the front desk immediately.
Your room is 221B, just around the corner. In case of demonic emergency, sprinklers will spray holy water, and the exorcism will play over the loud speaker. But don't fret, for all entryways are thoroughly salted, and each room is complete with two Devil's Traps--one under the rug, one on the ceiling. Whoops, forgot one. Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus!
Ring that bell above your head for Mrs. Hudson to bring you a cup of tea, Remember, though, she's your landlady--not your housekeeper.
We hope you enjoy your stay here at Everything Hermione (a.k.a. The Hermione Hole). Feel free to hunt some demons, run around with a tutu on your head, break into a musical number, and leave a comment!
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Hermione Galinda Thérnadier
The door to your right acts as passageway to my dormitory at Hogwarts. Knock first. The room just beyond that is where Cinderella, Jasmine, Rapunzel, Snow White and the other Disney princesses go for there daily cup of coffee. And sometimes Flynn Rider. 'Cause Flynn Rider's cool. Be mindful of the door on your left, however. Do not open unless secured with your space-suit (located on floor ℑµ) or if you wish to be sucked into the vacuums of space (if you choose the latter and happen to see the TARDIS, tell the Doctor I apologize, but I will have to decline companionship with him until I return from my quest with Frodo. Then we'll see). Those holes in the wall? Sorry, Tony was testing his Iron Man suit :P. And the arrows are Hawkeye's. Every now and then Enjolras and his group may decide to set up a barricade in the corridors complete with "Do You Here The People Sing?" flash-mobs. Watch out for bullets and emotionally distraught theatre geeks. If the Phantom hangs someone again, please report the event to the front desk immediately.
Your room is 221B, just around the corner. In case of demonic emergency, sprinklers will spray holy water, and the exorcism will play over the loud speaker. But don't fret, for all entryways are thoroughly salted, and each room is complete with two Devil's Traps--one under the rug, one on the ceiling. Whoops, forgot one. Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus!
Ring that bell above your head for Mrs. Hudson to bring you a cup of tea, Remember, though, she's your landlady--not your housekeeper.
We hope you enjoy your stay here at Everything Hermione (a.k.a. The Hermione Hole). Feel free to hunt some demons, run around with a tutu on your head, break into a musical number, and leave a comment!
<3<3<3
Hermione Galinda Thérnadier
^_^ I love this "who am I" page! ^_^ x
ReplyDeleteThank you xD.
DeleteI found it.. **scratches head am I missing something? Must be my brain fart, :P
ReplyDeleteMISSION ACCOMPLISHED
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU!
DeleteOops sorry I think I just sent that twice..... lo ciento (sorry)
ReplyDeleteIt's okay :). I only published it once.
DeleteCool bio, but I must admit, I found no fancy font.
ReplyDeleteAw. I couldn't tell if it was just on my computer...everyone else found it, so I'm wondering if you read it on your phone or iTouch?
DeleteThe font is black and about two and a half times as large as the rest of the print.
ReplyDeleteAw, it's not fancy? :(. That stinks.
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